Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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