Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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