dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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