I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
