Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
