The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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