There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm bleeding and have questions
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