these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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