Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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