DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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