@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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