do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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