garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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