isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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