Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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