This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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