Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
