Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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