Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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