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(203): View more from Connecticut

I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other

(413): View more from Massachusetts

and it's going to stay that way

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(904): View more from Florida

Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea

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(970): View more from Colorado

do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?

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(469): View more from Texas

I will probably be peed on at some point today.

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(925): View more from California

But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point

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(630): View more from Illinois

i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.

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(707): View more from California

Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!

(720): View more from Colorado

True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.

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(303): View more from Colorado

im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality

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(254): View more from Texas

Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?

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