I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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