When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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