You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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