I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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