so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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