You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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