i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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