Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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