Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
too bad you live with your parents still
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need to calm my uterus...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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