Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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