So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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