saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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