I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
