don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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