also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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