...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I understand Curling. That high.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I have feelings that need drinking.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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