I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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