Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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