4 words: hood of his car
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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