had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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