yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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