oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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