yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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