and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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