belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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