you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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