well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
how does that bad decision feel?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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