i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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