For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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