I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
they need to just BURY HIM!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Randomize
