i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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