Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
no you cant smoke seaweed
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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