If i come over, it means nothing
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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