I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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