i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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