i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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