Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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