I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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