I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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