New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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